When jokes
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝