teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
Women are gay “Wheelchair”- HAHA
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
Beatles
Are coolp
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
