What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.š
whyd susie go down the the slide too fast?
because her wheelchair was good
Why do Christmas trees š like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine, and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes. The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isnāt gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
He couldnāt stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair
What couldnāt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldnāt stand up for himself
teacher: āokay so how are you going?ā student :āiām not goingā teacherā oh so your a wheelchair personā
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and thereās that one kid in the wheelchair
What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.š
