There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Wheelchair Jokes
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
