Wheelchair jokes

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.