Wheelchair jokes

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

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I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

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I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.

It didn't work.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.