I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
