Wheelchair jokes
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.