What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Wheelchair Jokes
Penis.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
