Wheelchair jokes
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.