What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
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Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building? Hot wheelsš
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didnāt really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
Thereās this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair
Why donāt she stand up for herself
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is the difference between a magic house š and a human? A magic house š” can fly and a human can not fly
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
What do you call a terroist in a wheel chair An RC-XD
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
