Wheelchair jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Penis.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.