Wheelchair jokes
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.