What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
Did you know Stephen Hawkins died in a game the game was happy wheels
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
Y'know what's really sad? Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
