Whats jokes
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.