What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Whats Jokes
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
