Whats jokes
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."