Whats jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.