Whats jokes
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."