Whats jokes
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.