Whats jokes
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.