Whats jokes
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".