Well Jokes

Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away

I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage

Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~

I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!

:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty

you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles...well not cancers

(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?

So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u

Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers

A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water

one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.

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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.