Weight jokes

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat...

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

Q: How heavy is a photon?

A: It's light!