Weight jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat...
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.