Weight jokes
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.