Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Yo momma so fat!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
KimJongUn thicc af
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
