Weight jokes

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.