Weight jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."