Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.

Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Location is in London by the way.

One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."