Weight jokes

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.