Weight jokes

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama so fat...

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D