Weight jokes

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"