Weight jokes

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Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.