Weight

Weight jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Mama

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Lb

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Mom

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Fat

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"