Weight jokes

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!