Weight jokes

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"