How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Website Jokes
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
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Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Orphans can't find the home page.
Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
