(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
We Jokes
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
"Soph, can we talk?"
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
"Gwen, can we talk..."
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
We (DYM 133).
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
