We jokes
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Memes
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
"Soph, can we talk?"
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
"Gwen, can we talk..."
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
We (DYM 133).
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.