We jokes

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

We forge the chains we wear in life.

Why don't we keep the balls rolling?

"We are Number one."

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

We need skinwalker jokes.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."