Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
We Jokes
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?
"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
"We are Number one."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
We need skinwalker jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
