water's jokes
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.