Watercraft jokes

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.

Why did Harry fall out of the boat?

Because he's hooked!

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?

He was rowing at Kingston.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.