Watercraft jokes

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.

Why did Harry fall out of the boat?

Because he's hooked!

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?

He was rowing at Kingston.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.