Watercraft jokes

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.

Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.

My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.

Usain Boat.

If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Why did Harry fall out of the boat?

Because he's hooked!

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?

He was rowing at Kingston.

Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

A: Fu@king close to water!

We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.