Waste management jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.