Waste management jokes

Orphan

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

Recycling

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

Recycling

When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Toilet Paper

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Bin

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

Double Standard

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

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  • Bleach

    Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

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  • Trash

    My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

    Hand Grenade

    My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

    One baby in three trashcans.