Waste management jokes
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.