I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Waste Management Jokes
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
