Waste management jokes
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.