If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm π
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE CHAINS
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
Do you want to hear a cold joke ? Can't It warmed
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
Why orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down global warming starts.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather? It gets toasty
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up...... Human: :D Sun: I want to BuRn you......... Human: ....... Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you..... Human: I should be going now Sun: LET ME KILL YOU Human: *Screams his last sound*
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." β Meet the Spartans
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies? My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence)
