What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of wall street
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
no no no no no no
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What happens when two walls meet. They are cornered
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
My favorite pixar film: Wall-E
