Wait jokes

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

But wait, what family? He never had one.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.