Fluffy jokes

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.

Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.

On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.

The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."

The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

What would you name your pet rabbit?

Harry.