Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
