Video Game jokes
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."