Video Game jokes
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Princess Peach is a BUM!