Video Game

Video Game jokes

Kidnapping

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Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

Jesus

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Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

Kid

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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Warden

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The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Among Us

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Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.