Video Game jokes

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Anyone play Roblox?

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

"Creeper, aww man,"

"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.