Video Game jokes
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Anyone play Roblox?
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"