Vibe jokes

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.