Usualness jokes
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
this site is still trash as usual
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Guys, I know this is crazy lady talk, but please just bare with me. I'm worried I obviously believe in some very conterversal things, so just yeah wtvr.
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