What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
US Jokes
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
