Ur jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.