Hey Kenya what is ur faviorte song "Lonly"
ur mom gai
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan
who they going to tell their parents?
Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
l like ur mom naked
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur dick
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Figure:who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok seek ur it me and hide will hide.
Seek:why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: because ur name is in seeker
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
ur mom is emo
