Ur jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Ur adopted.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Ur mom gay.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?