Ur jokes
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Memes
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Ur adopted.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Ur mom gay.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?