Ur jokes
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Talk to me if you're online.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."