Ur jokes
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Memes
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Ur adopted.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Ur mom gay.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?