Ur jokes

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Ur adopted.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Ur mom gay.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.

Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Ur dick.

Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

Guy: Robin

Bank owner: Your last name?

Guy: Debank

Bank owner: Robin Debank?

Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

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