Ur jokes
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Ur mom gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.