Ur jokes
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Memes
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Ur adopted.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Ur mom gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Ur dick.