Ur jokes

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.