Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Ur Jokes
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
