Ur Mom Jokes

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

I like your mom naked.

Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

Ur mom gay.

When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

Ur mom is emo.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Ur mom gay.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)