Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
ur mom as fat as nasas company
ur mom (idk im bored)
ur mom gai
when u think Ur moms a virgin then u stumble into the wrong closet
l like ur mom naked
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
ur mom is emo
ur mom.
oops my bad đŸ˜¬
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy
U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Ur mom GAyy
Like this joke. UR MOM
you and ur mom
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
