ur mom gai
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl
ur mom as fat as nasas company
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
l like ur mom naked
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
ur mom is emo
ur mom.
oops my bad 😬
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Ur mom GAyy
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Like this joke. UR MOM
