Ur Mom Jokes

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂

ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide

Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD

ur mom loves to eat logs lmao

tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one

ur mom uses the equator as a belt

what do a banana and shampoo have in common

ur mom

Yeah man, you watch pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see ur mom in bed.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom