Ur mom jokes

Like this joke. Ur mom.

You and your mom.

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Your mom gay.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.