Ur mom jokes

Like this joke. Ur mom.

You and your mom.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Is your mom a virgin?

Mine is.

How am I alive?

You tell me.

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

Your mom gay.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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