Ur mom jokes

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Ur mom gei.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.