Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
