Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
why does Orphan cry when we say ur mom because they have no mom
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
ur mom ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i have no friends :'(
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.