Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Ur Mom Jokes
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
Your mom gay.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Ur mom.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Ur mom gei.
