Ur mom jokes

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇

👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D

If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Your mom gay.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Your mom's a lead, Poe.

Ur mom.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.