Ur mom jokes
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Ur mom gay.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Your mom gay.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.