kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
ur hairline go far back ur mom scareed ur nt going to make friends
u wanna know the difference between a rake and ur mom the rake is actually useful
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
Ur mom is just like Rapunzel but instead of letting down her hair she lets everyone down!!!! OHHHHH
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
kid: ur mom orphan: (cries)
ur moms a lead Poe
i dicked ur mom down so good bitch
ur mom
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms
why does Orphan cry when we say ur mom because they have no mom
Ur so skinny that ur mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on ur head but she still couldn’t find you
what do u expect when you get outta a bar
ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL
