Unholiness jokes

Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?