Unfortunate jokes
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.