A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture unfortunately.
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
the emo kid tried to give the tree a high 5 unfortunately the tree left him hanging...
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
i invited my friend with a vasectomy done for a party. unfortunately he couldnt come.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
There once was a commie called Ed Usually known as Ned He went to bed Got shot in the head Unfortunately now he was dead
