Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
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A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
we cant go under..... we cant go over...oh no we got to go thought it!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?.... New Yorkers, they went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
What did the plane say to the towers : Can't go over it can't go under it oh no we got to go through it
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
