Ukrainian jokes

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.