Ukrainian jokes

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.

Russians say goodbye without leaving.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.