Ukrainian jokes
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.