Ukraine

Ukraine jokes

War

  • I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

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  • People

  • No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

    Reincarnation

  • If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

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  • Game

  • You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

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  • Russia

  • Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

    #i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

    Pootin

  • "Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

    "Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

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  • Community talk

  • Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course it’s likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen

  • Putin said “ukrain was once part of Russia we are simply taking it back” Alaska was part of Russia to 👀 …