Food Delivery jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

Meals on wheels.

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

McDonald's :)

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.