Food Delivery jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Buy KFC or else.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.