Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
