Typo jokes

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

Oofer.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.