what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
What type of alphabet does an elf learn? The elf-abet
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls because after, you can drop them off anywhere
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
knock knock whos there discord server discord server who this server is dead bye bitchs I got better thing to do than wattch you sit here and type like a sloth
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What type of sound does your crack make. Answer. Quack
my sister said downlaod amoug us on my ipad so i did then she teached me to play then she told me a code and told me where to put it and i typed in the code then she was the imposter and i was a crewmate so i was sticking with her and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question
His husband said, whats your question?
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
