Twins jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.