Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.