Twins jokes
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.