Twins jokes

Name

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Tower

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Airplane

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Twin Towers

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Bomb

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.