Twins jokes

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Twin Towers

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Difference

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Twin Towers

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Twin Towers

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Twin Towers

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Twin Towers

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.