Twins jokes
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.