Twins jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.