Twins jokes
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.