Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.