Twins jokes
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.