Twins jokes
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.