Twins jokes
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.