I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Twins Jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.