Twins jokes
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.