Twins jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.